7) "I guess he's just not that into you."
6) "He told me that you were below the Vicky Mendoza Line on the Hot/Crazy Scale"
5) "So, now that you two are done, can I have his number?"
4) "I think you should stick to one night stands, you're better at that"
3) "Well, now you have more time for your real friends - Jack Daniels and Jose Cuervo"
2) "It's okay, not everyone is accustomed to hairy armpits"
1) "You wouldn't have such a hard time finding someone if you lost 20 pounds"
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