Thursday, September 3, 2009

8 Reasons Why It's Okay For Men To Lie

8) The truth is less exciting

7) They think that they have superhuman lying abilities

6) Men would rather tell a lie than get yelled at by a woman
[ "No, of course your butt doesn't look big in those jeans"]

5) Men lie because women lie, and women lie because men lie, etc.


4)They believe that women are better off NOT knowing the truth

3) They are too embarrassed for what they did

2) They are Spiderman and they must lie to protect their identity

1) They're bound to do it anyway

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